Warning: These will make you horny AF.
Have you ever heard a song that makes you want to tear off your clothes and ride your partner all the way through it? For me, it usually happens when I’m driving – that’s really the only time I have the radio on. I bump and grind and just don’t hold back, which makes things a little awkward, considering I often find myself doing it while stuck in traffic.
So I’ve decided to make this playlist – one I can get down and dirty to in the privacy of my own apartment. These explicit songs are guaranteed to get you wet and make you sweat…
1. Wait (The Whisper Song) by Ying Yang Twins
The beats, the claps, the explicit language, the whispering and moans – ohhh, the whispering and moans.
Dirtiest lyric: “Wait ’til you see my dick – I’m a beat that pussy up.”
2. Pony by Ginuwine
This song was ALWAYS sexy AF, but this year it hit a new element of ‘fuck me right now’ when Channing Tatum’s wife Jenna performed it on Lip Sync Battle.
Dirtiest lyric: “Just once if I had the chance, the things I would do to you.”
3. Whistle by Flo Rida
Guys, this is clearly a song about blowjobs. There is no whistle. I love that something this obvious hit the charts so hard.
Dirtiest lyric: “You just put your lips together and you come real close.”
4. I Touch Myself by Divinyls
How could I not include the ultimate karaoke hit of all time? The Divinyls’ lead singer, the late Chrissy Amphlett, sang what we’re all thinking.
Dirtiest lyric: “I don’t want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.”
5. Push It by Salt-N-Pepa
Salt-N-Pepa are still the effing bomb. Need proof? This song first came out in 1986 and it’s still making the rounds.
Dirtiest lyric: “Can’t you hear the music pumpin’ hard like I wish you would?”
6. Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya & Pink
There’s just something about four musical powerhouses combining their talents to sing about women selling their bodies for cash that really does it for me.
Dirtiest lyric: “Wearin’ high-heel shoes, getting love from the dudes, four bad-ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge.”
7. Sexy Can I by Ray J
He’s just so polite about the fact that he really wants to get into these strippers’ pants.
Dirtiest lyric: “Sexy can I visit you at work, while you slidin’ down the pole, no panties, no shirt.”
8. Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye
Strong start, even stronger follow-through. Of course I’m talking about this song, but that’s also how I like to think Marvin Gaye was in the bedroom.
Dirtiest lyric: “When I get this feelin’, I need sex-ual healin’.”
9. Love In This Club by Usher
Usher is sexy AF. His voice makes me want to rip my dress right off. Do me now, Usher, right here in this club…
Dirtiest lyric: “Let’s both get undressed right here … Ima give it to you nonstop, and I don’t care who’s watchin’, watchin’, watchin’.”
10. Play by David Banner
This is probably the most explicit song I’ve ever heard, which is why it’s so hard to find the uncensored version on YouTube – but I did it.
Dirtiest lyric: The whole damn thing. Seriously.
11. It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy
I think we all learned something valuable from this hit: Don’t give your missus a key if you’re going to be creepin’ with the girl next door.
Dirtiest lyric: “But she caught me on the counter (it wasn’t me), saw me bangin’ on the sofa (it wasn’t me), I even had her in the shower (it wasn’t me), she even caught me on camera (it wasn’t me).
12. My Neck, My Back by Khia
The lazy guy’s version of giving the best oral sex ever. Well, except for the crack, unless your girl likes it that way…
Dirtiest lyric: “Suck it off ’til I shake and cum.”
13. Ayo Technology by 50 Cent (featuring Justin Timberlake)
50 Cent in a suit and Justin Timberlake actin’ all gangsta. Also, they’re right – sometimes technology just isn’t enough.
Dirtiest lyric: “The way she shakin’ make you want to hit it, think she double-jointed from the way she splitted, got your head fucked up from the way she did it.”
14. Shake That by Eminem (featuring Nate Dogg)
No joke, my crew and I rocked out hard to this at our girl Kim’s hens party, and we all had a smoke together afterwards to relieve the sexual tension.
Dirtiest lyric: “I’m lookin’ for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck, apple-bottom jeans and a big ol’ slut.”
Videos via youtube.com.
Comment: What song always gets you in the mood?