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You can keep your cake, and eat it too.

Everybody loves cake.

There’s nothing quite as satisfying as the experience of sinking your teeth into it, swiping frosting off the top of it with a sneaky finger, and feeling it delight your belly.

But not all cakes are made equal.

And these grotesque baked creations prove that. Warning: reading this may turn you off eating cake forever…

1. This gross way to reign in a baby shower

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2. This not-so-subtle hint that smoking is gross

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3. This scary pre-surgery send-off

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4. This drool-worthy delight

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5. This cat lover’s cake

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6. This nurse’s idea of a joke

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7. This couple’s ’till death do us part’ wedding cake

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8. This icky Bandaid baked treat

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9. These dirty cupcakes

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10. This oozing pimple creation

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11. This poopy present

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12. This creepy creation

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13. This sickening sweet

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14. And this way too realistic baked feast

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Comment: What’s the creepiest cake you’ve ever seen, or personally made?