17 Pics That Prove Men With Beards Are Sexy AF

Hello, sailor…

If there’s one thing that turns me on more than a man in glasses (if you don’t agree guys in specs are hot, you clearly haven’t seen our men-in-glasses porn), it’s a dude sporting a beard. (Combine the two and you have a sure-fire formula for making my ovaries explode.)

Perhaps it’s the fact a wholesome beard makes me conjure up images of said male ruggedly chopping wood outside a log cabin in the wilderness, or the fact that a thick, full beard has been linked to high testosterone levels, that makes me turn into a 14 year-old girl at a One Direction concert when I’m in the presence of a full-bearded man.

My husband’s ability to inexplicably grow a full face of hair within 24 hours of shaving caught me hook, line and sinker, and I’m so in love with the look I even insisted he remain unshaven for our wedding day (let’s just say it didn’t hurt our wedding night, either).

And though I’m officially spoken for, I can’t help but continue to admire the beautiful beast that is a man with a full, glorious beard (hey, I’m only human), like these magical creatures…

1. Damn, Jake Gillenhall. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

2. Do you have a map, John Kranski? ‘Cause I’m getting lost in your beard.

3. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U, Henry Cavill.

4. I’m not staring at your beard, Chris Evans. I’m staring at your smile.

5. You look cold, Chris Pratt. Wanna use me as a blanket?

6. Can I follow you home Liam Hemsworth? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

7. Damn Will Smith…if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

8. Is it getting hot in here, or is that just you and your beard, Hugh Jackman?

9. Can I take you and your beard on a date, Bradley Cooper?

10. I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart, Jamie Foxx.

11. How was heaven when you left it, Zack Efron?

12. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment, Christian Bale?

13. Are you a hipster, Gabriel Macht? Because you make my hips stir.

14. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy with a beard like that, Adam Levine.

15. Are you a beaver, Ryan Gosling? ‘Cause daaaaam!

16. Were you arrested earlier, Jamie Dornan? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

17. I have no idea who you are, but your beard seems to be calling me…

Images via tumblr.com and giphy.com.

Comment: What side of the fence are you on? Beard, or no beard?