Celebrity Tanning Disasters

Lindsay Lohan

The list of tanning disasters starts and ends with La Lohan, doesn’t it? From neon orange to this bizarre ‘oops you missed a bit’ look, Lohan seems to be as addicted to the fake tan as she is with going to jail. She was even spotted with fake tan streaks the day after her last stint – someone needs to stage an intervention!

Victoria Beckham

English girls love a fake tan to cover up their sun-unkissed skin, and Victoria is no different. Except she lives in LA so has no excuse to look like a Jaffa Cake!

Brooke Hogan

Hulk Hogan would definitely KO this terrible tan on daughter Brooke. And with that frosty eyeshadow she looks more like the lovechild of Dynasty’s Alexis and an Oompa Loompa.


You gotta love the Italians. They don’t do anything by halves, especially fashion designer Valentino who gets more and more tangerine as the years go by. Sadly he’s starting to look like one of his famous leather handbags. Pale and gorgeous Anne Hathaway looks scared, rightly so!

Donatella Versace

What did we say about Italian fashion designers? ‘Nuff said.

Donald Trump

How can you take business advice from a guy who thinks this look is a good idea? I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face sitting across the boardroom from him with that bad tan job!

Tara Reid

Not sure when to stop with the fake tan? When your lips blend in with the rest of the face.

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