Christina Aguilera set to marry

The “very happy and in love” Christina
The bride-to-be has remained rather reserved when asked about her romantic life. “My relationship is something I won’t talk about,” she said recently. “The only thing I’ll say is that I’m very happy right now.” But seems her friends are willing to fill in the bits CA wont reveal to the press, with one friend quoted as saying ?they are smitten with each other and Christina is relieved to be with someone who is down to earth and normal?. “She feels really grounded when she’s around Jordan. He does not care for the showbiz world and they really are just like a normal couple when she is out of the limelight,” the report quoted a friend of Christina as saying.
“They have a great understanding and are so in love. Marriage is the right thing for them to do. She is very busy though so I can’t see them being in a huge rush to go ahead with the ceremony straight away,” added the pop star’s friend thoughtfully. Oh how cute!

Bond…not for much longer
Latest Bond movie lost the plot?
Pierce Brosnan has spoken frankly to the UK?s The Sun newspaper in which he accuses the producers of ruining Bond films with too many special effects and not enough plot. Could it be true that after twenty Bond films, the producers have finally succumbed to writer?s block? Sources at MGM studios have admitted that the current Bond film is in ?disarray? and definitely won?t be ready to commence filming later this year as planned. Brosnan says: ?The bar for these movies was raised so high with the last one (Die Another Day) and they don?t seem to know how to improve on it. ?They don?t have a script or a director so the rumours that we will begin filming in the autumn are just rumours.? And rumours abound as to who will actually play Bond this time, with Brosnan confirming he is definitely keen, but not certain of the role as yet. Could Brosnan be replaced after only four Bond films? Is our own Hugh Jackman a hot contender for the younger, spunkier James Bond? All we can say is as long as it is not Ben Affleck, then it works for us!

At least he’s got great pecs
Enrique Iglesias: world’s smallest penis
Enrique?s stunning confession came after the 28-year-old was asked if he would go naked on an album cover, says UK newspaper The Sun. He said: “Maybe I’ve not got the biggest penis in the world. Maybe if you had the biggest penis in the world, you would sell records. But I don’t. I could actually have the smallest penis in the world out there.” Bet that makes fianc? Anna Kournikova cringe with embarrassment! Thanks for sharing Enrique!

Head to Mexico for tips
Did they really say that?
?School teaches girls how to be perfect wives?
A school in Mexico City is offering classes to teach girls how to become perfect wives.
The Tota Topete School is offering the special weekly after-school classes to 13 to 18-year-old girls, reports Las Ultimas Noticias. Lessons include cooking, sewing, ironing, childcare and special feminine touches such as putting flowers in bathrooms and having initials embroidered on towels. Professor Tota Topete said: “The skills learnt here are in danger of becoming lost as more Mexican women join the global tendency of concentrating more on their careers than taking proper care of the house. “Nowadays, every woman wants to work but that is simply not possible if you are a wife or a mother. That means not taking care of your husband and that could lead to divorce.” Great to see such a progressive view on women?s role in the family! NOT!