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Paris Hilton planning a royal wedding


American royalty at its best…
Paris Hilton has proclaimed her desire to marry fiance Paris Latsis in either St Paul?s Cathedral or Westminster Abbey, and seems oblivious to the fact that only royalty or heads of state can marry there. Her response: “I’m the closest thing to American royalty anyway.” Uhuh. She?s given it a lot of thought though, saying “I’ve always wanted to be a princess on my big day and only a wedding in England could make that happen. I’ve got my heart set on a ceremony at St Paul’s or Westminster but I’ve had to write to the Prince to ask for a dispensation.” It?s ok though, she does have an alternative plan in case her request is denied. “Windsor is a cool back-up,” she adds. “Prince Charles got married there so it’s good enough for me.” Well, if that?s a reason then we don?t know what is!

Jessica too sexy to be Christian
Jessica Simpson has been criticised by US Christian group ?The Resistance? for looking too sexy in her latest video clip. The collective are allegedly demanding the pop princess make a public apology for her performance in the These Boots Are Made For Walking clip. According to the group, the video is “slutty” and inappropriate for someone who was brought up by a Baptist pastor. “It’s sad to see her whore herself out like this. She’s a singing stripper,” said the group’s representative John Conner.

Celebrity engagements ? First Avril then Pink!
It?s been a big week for the punksters. Firstly Avril Lavigne and got engaged to her Sum 41 boyfriend last week. The 20-year-old singer started dating her beau earlier in the year and he popped the question when she returned from the European leg of her latest tour. Maybe it inspired romance, because just last week, Pink asked her boyfriend Carey Hart to marry her. Her method was a little unorthodox ? during a motorbike race in Mammoth, California, she held up a sign saying ?Will you marry me?? as her man rode past. She turned the placard over to reveal, ?I?m serious!? According to onlookers, Carey immediately pulled out of the race and rushed back to his new fianc?e to greet her with a kiss.

Tom and Katie to marry next month
Justin Timberlake throws up in his own restaurant