This is beer brewing with a major point of difference.
Poland based brewery company, The Order of Yoni, is taking their love for women and alcohol to the next level with a new creation: vagina beer.
The initiative will see beer brewed on mass using the yeast and lactic acid from models’ vaginas and sold to anyone willing to take a sip.
“Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from [the] vagina of a unique woman,” the company said on their website.
The first model to be involved in the project is Czech beauty, Alexandra Brendlova, who will provide swabs of lactic acid from her vagina which will be used to create the initial run of sour ales, lambics, flanders ales and sour stouts. Brendlova will also be the face of the company’s unique merchandise.
“We selected a beautiful, very intelligent woman for our first beer and she personifies beauty, intelligence and will be an inspiration for our future models,” said The Order of Yoni.
Yoni, which is a Sanskrit word for vagina, are naming the uniquely brewed beer Bottled Instinct and will stamp each drink with the model’s name as well as the time and date of the vaginal swab collection – just incase you wanted to know before purchasing. However, the Polish company guarantees the beers will not taste of, or have the odor of, a vagina.
The Order of Yoni is currently crowd funding via the website IndieGoGo to launch the project and is aiming to raise €150,000. Yet, despite the hyper-sexualised language used to describe the vagina beer initiative, only €1,142 has been raised after 17 days.
“Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer,” the company’s IndieGoGo page reads.
“Imagine the beer of which every sip is a randez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kiss you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for that beer?”
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