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When you stop and think about how communication has changed in the last twenty years it’s pretty awesome. We can be virtually anywhere in the world at anytime and communicate with others via text. We don’t need to wait to be face to face or even voice to voice to speak.

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This does however open the law of averages to work against us. For every positive change welcomes a brand new negative. That’s harmless enough considering the convenience we all experience isn’t it? It might be a stray text to a stranger or unwitting recipient or perhaps the infamous auto-correct with a brain of it’s own. Others may use text to say things to people they’d NEVER say face to face and then of course there’s that misunderstanding which sometimes occurs with all types of digital communication.

For us onlookers it’s all pretty funny, but please spare a thought for a few the people actually receiving some of these. You’ll know which ones I mean after you take a look. So let’s see first hand how the wonderful law of averages is working against some people out there!

 

broncos

Man talk 101.

coffee

Toast… goat. Pissed… coffee. We can all see how spell check did that can’t we?

drunk

No dude, not too drunk at all.

erotica

Is this fate’s way of saying don’t go to the party?

fondled

Clearly auto correct has sex on the brain.

gran-died

The slipped finger phenomenon.

k

Clearly not the response they were hoping for?

long-dong

Notice when “image” was mentioned it helped provide the visual.

shitting

Yet a second visually appealing text.

vagina

Speaking of visuals. Does that really look like a vagina?

at-kfc

Poor Moooma ain’t loosing that weight any time soon.

dad's-dead

Proof that people can actually text without a single operational brain cell.

laughing

This dad just had his heart restated without a defibrillator.

love-dads-smile

What an evil little ……!

mums-vibrator

Awesome way to get rid of the kids! Anyone seen my phone?

my-son

Prime example of a great father / son relationship.

nasty-FB-mom

Anyone willing to offer this child some Pro-Bono counseling?

obviously

Great way to suppress a thriving libido.

owned-by-mom

One for Mum and minus zero for smart ass.

protections

s-condoms

Way to give ya boys some confidence with the ladies!

shotgun

I’d vote this man Father of the Year.

sugar-daddy

How can she continue to

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after that initial text?

time-to-go

This last one actually makes me feel like a better parent.

So, I hope you all enjoyed the second round of funny texts. I’ll admit, not as funny as the first round but hey, some of those were just too hard to beat. No matter how hard I searched! Hopefully in a few more months people will come up with some more funny texts to entertain us. In the meantime if you have something tucked away that’s witty or funny and you think others will enjoy, we’d love to hear from you.