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When you stop and think about how communication has changed in the last twenty years it’s pretty awesome. We can be virtually anywhere in the world at anytime and communicate with others via text. We don’t need to wait to be face to face or even voice to voice to speak.

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This does however open the law of averages to work against us. For every positive change welcomes a brand new negative. That’s harmless enough considering the convenience we all experience isn’t it? It might be a stray text to a stranger or unwitting recipient or perhaps the infamous auto-correct with a brain of it’s own. Others may use text to say things to people they’d NEVER say face to face and then of course there’s that misunderstanding which sometimes occurs with all types of digital communication.

For us onlookers it’s all pretty funny, but please spare a thought for a few the people actually receiving some of these. You’ll know which ones I mean after you take a look. So let’s see first hand how the wonderful law of averages is working against some people out there!



Man talk 101.


Toast… goat. Pissed… coffee. We can all see how spell check did that can’t we?


No dude, not too drunk at all.


Is this fate’s way of saying don’t go to the party?


Clearly auto correct has sex on the brain.


The slipped finger phenomenon.


Clearly not the response they were hoping for?


Notice when “image” was mentioned it helped provide the visual.


Yet a second visually appealing text.


Speaking of visuals. Does that really look like a vagina?


Poor Moooma ain’t loosing that weight any time soon.


Proof that people can actually text without a single operational brain cell.


This dad just had his heart restated without a defibrillator.


What an evil little ……!


Awesome way to get rid of the kids! Anyone seen my phone?


Prime example of a great father / son relationship.


Anyone willing to offer this child some Pro-Bono counseling?


Great way to suppress a thriving libido.


One for Mum and minus zero for smart ass.



Way to give ya boys some confidence with the ladies!


I’d vote this man Father of the Year.


How can she continue to

after that initial text?


This last one actually makes me feel like a better parent.

So, I hope you all enjoyed the second round of funny texts. I’ll admit, not as funny as the first round but hey, some of those were just too hard to beat. No matter how hard I searched! Hopefully in a few more months people will come up with some more funny texts to entertain us. In the meantime if you have something tucked away that’s witty or funny and you think others will enjoy, we’d love to hear from you.