Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Texts are a true miracle of the twenty-first century, aren’t they? Where would we be without them. Besides the obvious convenience of the humble text, there are some people who have turned this type of communication into a unique form of entertainment.

From wickedly funny auto corrects, bizarre assumptions, direct and indirect disclosures, I’ve trolled the net and come up with some seriously funny text fails worthy of this weeks’ Weekend Wit. So please sit back, have a laugh and enjoy!

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Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Awe, how precious and how terrible her kid put it on the internet!

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

I know phones do a lot these days but a 3-way? Plus, if phones really did do that, would she really share the information with her mother? Highly doubtful!

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

I wonder if they showed their mum this conversation?

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Poor women. Not even her phone is giving her a break!

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

There are some parts of a child’s mother that are unthinkable. This is one of them – regardless of how many times auto-correct continues to repeat it and place the image firmly in your head.

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

I’ll go out on a limb here and say Grandpa probably would have preferred the cock ring. Ya lucked out pops – Yahtzee and a tie instead!

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

What can I say except good on ya, Dad!

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Yeah, I bet it tastes a little funky. And to want to drink it all day?

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

How on earth did auto-correct get oil from pick? The mind boggles.

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Inflate, invite. Are you sure this one was really auto-correct?

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Imagine living in that household? Poor Mark!

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Seriously? What a way to put an end to your kids solo sex career. Every time he’d now have this image of his mother telling him not to shake it.

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Was she waiting for him to just come out and say it? Imagine the conversation around the dinner table that night.

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Great advice ladies! Parenting 101.

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Yep, Dadster. A very fun chat!

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

We all know that text messages get misunderstood sometimes, but no-one would anticipate this response. Run boy, run fast!

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Imagine receiving this text? What a calm reply.

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

Poor kid. He was so happy with his perfect girlfriend.

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

It may be awkward for you, but very funny for everyone else.

Texts, funny texts, autocorrected texts, funny auto corrected texts

 Luckily some bosses can see the funny side!

Just a final tip: Always check your text BEFORE you send it into cyberspace . That auto-correct or misplaced finger is seriously out to get you!

What are some funny auto-corrects you’ve come across?