The Twittersphere just got OWNED.
If I could cast my own celeb girl squad, it would definitely include Chrissy Teigen, and I could make that decision solely based on her tweets.
The model/author/supermom is the kind of woman I want to hang out with all the time. Besides the obvious fact she’s drop dead gorgeous and most likely has a wardrobe and beauty cupboard perfect for sharing with your BFF, she’s also witty, hilarious, and a tad bit crazy with a whole lot of sarcasm thrown into the mix – in other words, everything we all want in a bestie.
While most celebs are extra careful about what they say on social media, Teigen’s tweets are refreshingly unfiltered. From her daily struggles of motherhood and honest opinions about Trump, to trolling her husband, John Legend, and shutting down her haters like a boss, reading her Twitter feed is one of my fave pastimes.
You’ll see why after reading these 14 tweets that prove Chrisy Teigen is the queen bee of Twitter…
1. That time she was just a tired mother.
LUNA GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEP
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 9. September 2016
2. That time she thought about the important things in life.
I want a president who will be like um no I will not pay more for guacamole mister
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 3. September 2016
3. That time she had so many questions.
what is with these baby channels and their blurry tv shows? is it just an iPhone on a tripod? is it on purpose? do baby eyes unblur it?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 30. August 2016
4. That time she was just as addicted to Snapchat as we are.
I just read the theory that snapchat is using filters to sell our facial recognition to the CIA but not even mad because I look soooo cute
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 27. August 2016
5. That time she made the best Trump joke.
Watching a cool Donald Trump biopic on the plane. pic.twitter.com/UqEwhZlJF2
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 26. August 2016
6. That time she perfectly described the post-baby body struggles we don’t talk about enough.
I feel like tiny underpaid workers are putting my uterus back together and they’re super bitter about it so they aren’t doing a good job
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 23. August 2016
7. That time she joked about her weight.
Just a PSA that if u weigh yourself and take a pic of the scale number you gotta subtract 14 lbs of phone weight that’s what I tell myself
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 22. August 2016
8. That time she was adorably silly.
Our hotel warned us last night they were doing an emergency drill today but I still freaked out and ran outside half naked with the baby
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 30. Juni 2016
9. That time she shut down her haters.
Oh go fuck yourself. https://t.co/NSdRqC7GWp
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 18. August 2016
10. That time she brilliantly annoyed her husband.
I like to piss john off all Olympics by going “I could do that” as he watches and I stare at my phone
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 15. August 2016
11. That time she appreciated the simple things in life.
I really like that Taco Bell wrappers crumple up so nicely and stay crumpled and I feel like that goes unnoticed by a lot of people
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 5. August 2016
12. That time she got her priorities straight.
Things I need: John’s album to come out. Natalie Portman in a new movie. Laser hair removal. A place to live.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 1. August 2016
13. That time she showed she treats her employees like family.
Our driver Jerry was the first to know I was pregnant. Lol HE LOYAL
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) 21. Juli 2016
14. And that time she reminded us she’s really just like us.
I’m at the age where I want to eat beef stew but then still go “be around cool people” after
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 24, 2016
Images via twitter.com.
Comment: What’s your fave Chrissy Teigen moment ever?