From Hollywood all the way to the White House, something is really wrong here.
You won’t need sunglasses around me ’cause I throw all sorts of shade.
Witchcraft isn’t all about cauldrons, pointy hats and eye of newt.
Let’s talk about sex, baby.
It’s like getting an online shopping package delivered, but 10 times sexier.
I’m quite content with my fur baby, thank you very much.
It’s easier to hide from your problems than it is to face them, head on.
Because people are just the worst.
Online dating is a hard game to play.
We’re close. Maybe even too close.
The entire trope is outdated and offensive.
Because white face paint just doesn’t cut it.
Because we’re sick to death of rainbows.
Because there’s no space in your life for fake bitches.