Because people are just the worst.
Online dating is a hard game to play.
We’re close. Maybe even too close.
The entire trope is outdated and offensive.
Because white face paint just doesn’t cut it.
Because we’re sick to death of rainbows.
Because there’s no space in your life for fake bitches.
Imagine living the worst moment of your life over and over again.
Keep it wet, keep it clean, keep it fun.
Are we incapable of sleeping with someone without falling for them?
It doesn’t have to be a solo affair…
Gouging my eyes out with ice picks is more appealing than another minute of this Powerpoint.