Because I didn’t want you to leave, but I knew I had to let you.
Got roughly 15 minutes and a pair of headphones? Settle in.
Because your brain never switches off, no matter how much you want it to.
True love isn’t actually about being compatible or understanding one another.
Don’t try this at home, folks.
He might be dumb as a post, but hot damn, he’s pretty…
And you might be inclined to do the same thing, if you were in his shoes.
‘Tampons? What are those. We don’t say those words out loud.’
No amount of willing your phone to light up will make him text you.
Is it getting smoking hot in here??
Like, a LOT more people…
“They grabbed me and took me to the entrance hall. I was wearing a bathrobe, naked underneath.”