I’ve been told to dumb myself down and even dress dowdy so as not to scare guys off.
I’m a living, breathing, feeling woman. Not a robot.
Whether going bigger or smaller, there’s bound to be a few shocks along the way…
Let’s stop making casual sex taboo, mmkay?
One involves licking the side of a stranger’s face in public.
Spoon your pillow instead.
I’d been closing my eyes to the possibilities for too long.
If he ticks these off, he’s the real deal.
Stop kissing every frog, hoping he’s a prince.
Please, keep it in the sheets. I don’t want to see it on the streets.
Because dating burnout is real and I want to make sure you’re worth my time.
I’m your girlfriend, not your babysitter, dude.
Because playing it cool’s for job interviews.