If you make me split the bill on a date with you, don’t expect me to go out with you again.
Call me picky, but I know what I like.
I’ve been told to dumb myself down and even dress dowdy so as not to scare guys off.
I’m a living, breathing, feeling woman. Not a robot.
Whether going bigger or smaller, there’s bound to be a few shocks along the way…
Let’s stop making casual sex taboo, mmkay?
One involves licking the side of a stranger’s face in public.
I’d been closing my eyes to the possibilities for too long.
If he ticks these off, he’s the real deal.
Stop kissing every frog, hoping he’s a prince.
Please, keep it in the sheets. I don’t want to see it on the streets.