Spoon your pillow instead.
I’d been closing my eyes to the possibilities for too long.
If he ticks these off, he’s the real deal.
Stop kissing every frog, hoping he’s a prince.
Let’s stop making casual sex taboo, mmkay?
Please, keep it in the sheets. I don’t want to see it on the streets.
Because dating burnout is real and I want to make sure you’re worth my time.
I’m your girlfriend, not your babysitter, dude.
Because playing it cool’s for job interviews.
Why is it when women speak our minds assertively it’s deemed needy?
If you make me split the bill on a date with you, don’t expect me to go out with you again.
Preface: there’s nothing wrong with casual sex, so long as you’re both on the same page.