A Stranger Groped Me In Public Today And I’m The One Who Apologized

He grabbed my breast full in his open hand and squeezed so hard he left me throbbing in pain.

I’m Ugly And It Makes Me A Better Girlfriend

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.

I Paid $40 To Nap Like An Astronaut

…and I’d do it again. No literally, I think I’m going next week.

Your Ex Might Not Ever Be Able To Change, But You Can

Talking to my ex, I kept trying to remind myself that he was the same person he had always been.

Yes, I’m Fat, I’m Not Going Anywhere And I’m Not Shutting Up

I’ve learned that someone else’s opinion of my body doesn’t matter.

I Tried To Get Laid Using Pokemon Go But All I Got Was A Skinned Knee

Pokémon Go: the latest and most dangerous form of online dating.

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