Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan?

March 15, 2005

Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan?

Bruce Willis trying to get publicity for his new film
Bruce Willis trying to get publicity for his new film
New York Post reported last week that Bruce Willis has the hots for 18-year-old starlet Lindsay Lohan. According to the US paper, 49-year-old Bruce couldn?t keep his eyes off the Mean Girls actress at the afterparty of his latest film, Hostage. He even invited her up to his hotel room to continue celebrations. According to a shocked insider, “At one point, Bruce had Lindsay’s pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said La Bella Vista (the beautiful view) on her right cheek.” Lindsay?s spokesperson said those rumours are completely untrue. “She is not interested in Bruce Willis in any way but as the producer of her next film,” her rep told PageSix.com. Also Lindsay?s tattoo actually says La Bella Vita (The Good Life), not La Bella Vista as reported. Although Bruce?s reps haven?t commented, but have said he hasn?t found love since his splits with Demi Moore, and more recently actress Brooke Burns because his standard is too high. He says, ?The slice of the pye chart that lines up with the criteria that I have set for myself is about two per cent of the population. So I’ve kind of given up. There are a lot of cute women out there. But it’s difficult to be with someone who works in showbusiness, who travels and moves around the world as much as I do.”

Ashton?s revenge prank
Meanwhile, his ex Demi?s love Ashton Kutcher has played yet another practical joke on a Hollywood type. He pranked Kirsten Dunst into believing she was being arrested for a drunk driving charge, all because she snubbed his romantic advances years ago. He teamed up with her pals Liat and Molly for the prank on his hit show Punk?d. He says, “About four years ago, I met her out at a karaoke place and asked her out on a date. And she never called me back. Not calling a guy back when he calls you is not cool. You should call him back… revenge is a bitch.” During the prank, Kirsten?s friends pretended to down vodka shots and wine while the actress drank the real thing. Later, Dunst?s friend (who was driving) deliberately backed into a police car while at a random breath test and prompted the threat of all three girls being arrested. Kirsten was close to tears at the fear of being arrested, saying “I was so scared. That was really the best prank ever. I’m so happy it’s not real.”

Brit?s advice to Jackson: Be a man!
Britney Spears has spoken out with some advice for Michael Jackson. If he wants to win his trial, she told US Allure Magazine that he should go out, get drunk and start a few fights. “If he did those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help,” the newlywed said. “He needs someone to be like, ‘Okay, let’s buck you up, let’s give you a moustache, let’s rough you up, let’s go to a bar, let’s get drunk and be a man.’ And if he didn’t do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight.” Since the publication of this article, she has decided that any information about her personal life will only be featured in her songs. She felt the article in Allure magazine was too focused on her private life and issues from her past. “I’ve already dealt with these issues with the support of my family and friends and have fully moved on. In the future, I will refrain from discussing my private life in interviews. It will be expressed solely through art.” Considering how valuable her opinion of Michael Jackson?s predicament was, I don?t know why anyone would want to interview her again anyway!

Joshua Jackson in love

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