Do you need plastic surgery?

March 9, 2004

Do you need plastic surgery?
Take a good look at yourself then answer the following questions as truthfully as possible. But be warned, things could get ugly!

1. What feature would you most like to reduce:

a. Your enormous nose that casts a shadow on the beach
b. Your enormous thighs that chafe when you walk
c. Your enormous credit card interest rate

2. Do you experience pain from:

a. The constant taunts of neighbourhood children
b. The 2 kilo folds of skin under each arm
c. The unnecessary annual fee on your credit card

3. Do you have low self-esteem because:

a. You have ears that resemble the Bledisloe Cup
b. You haven?t seen your toes since 1976
c. You can?t get enough rewards points to buy a toaster

If you answered C to all the questions above, there is a solution. Virgin Credit Card offers a low ongoing rate of 12.4% per annum, and just 4.9% p.a. for the first six months. What?s more, you?ll never pay an annual fee…ever, and you?ll have immediate money-saving privileges with Mates Rates™ rewards.

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This information is current as at March 2004. The Virgin Credit Card is issued by Westpac Banking Corporation ABN 33 007 457 141 and Westpac is the credit provider. Applications are subject to Westpac’s normal lending criteria. Fees and charges apply. Full details of all terms and conditions are available on request. These may be varied, or new terms and conditions introduced, in the future. The ongoing rate of 12.4% p.a. is a variable rate and therefore subject to change.


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