Here’s What Amy Schumer’s $2 Million Apartment Looks Like

November 17, 2015

Can we move in Amy?

Comedy goddess and all-round ace chick Amy Schumer has just listed her stunning NYC apartment for sale for a cool $2.075 million, and it’s everything we dreamed it’d be.

Far from being a pretentious, designer furniture clad condo drenched in decadent celeb decor, Schumer’s surprisingly humble abode is equal parts homely and chic.

The expansive light-filled penthouse on New York’s Upper West Side occupies the top floor of a townhouse and includes one bedroom, 1.5 bathrooms, built-in bookcases and plenty of sunlight thanks to all its windows. And despite the fact one of the coolest women on earth currently occupies it, the space is refreshingly down-to-earth and relatable, much like Schumer herself. So if you have a spare $2 mill in the bank and like what you see, this could be yours…

The living room


How cool is this? Thanks to Schumer’s homely touches and laidback style, this actually looks like a real living room. We can totally imagine Aimes kicking back on the couch with a beer on a Friday night here. And us at her side, being her besties…

The kitchen


For the kitchen of a superstar, this room looks like it could be the kitchen of any of us. In other words, Amy is just like us and should therefore invite us to her next girls night in.

The bedroom


We knew Aimes would have to own a super cool bedroom and this does not disappoint. A roaring fireplace for getting your steamy sex goddess game on and an ensuite for easy access when a hangover hits, this checks all the boxes…

The bathroom


This bathroom is so humble it could easily belong to any of us, except that it belongs to our girl hero Amy Schumer and as such, we love everything about it, especially the clawfoot bathtub by the window for long afternoons sipping champagne and soaking in bubbles, which we imagine Aimes does regularly.

The rooftop deck


Okay, THIS is pretty sweet. We can totally imagine Aimes holding killer rooftop parties up here with her enviable celeb besties JLaw and Aziz Ansari. Can we please move in, Amy?

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