One involves licking the side of a stranger’s face in public.
“One teacher with a makeup wipe was powerless to undo the damage of society…”
I’m sorry for all the times I made you go hungry.
The patriarchal roots of my stomach-sucking habit weren’t lost on me.
I’m not playing hard to get. I am hard to get, because I’m waiting for someone who’s worth my time.
I’ve been told to dumb myself down and even dress dowdy so as not to scare guys off.
If you keep telling people you’re not good enough, they’ll eventually believe you.
Because if you don’t take care of you first, you won’t be able to take care of anyone else.
Don’t suffocate in stress, worrying about the unimportant stuff.
Pretty is as pretty does.
I didn’t want to go under the knife, so decided to turn to injectables.
Because ladies like a good drink, too.
How many of these can you check off the list?
Getting glowing, sun-kissed skin just got a lot simpler.
Do I look like a Kardashian yet?