Family-relationships

8 Ways To Deal With A Mother-In-Law From Hell

So she’s the devil. You can still be an angel.

December 8, 2016

Why Unsolicited Opinions Are The Worst Kind Of Arseholes

“Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past. From the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts; and recycling it for more than it’s worth.” – Baz Luhrman, Everybody’s Free (to Wear Sunscreen).

It’s been said that opinions are like arseholes – everybody’s got one. Unsolicited opinions, then, are by far the worst kind.

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Many a family relationship is strained by one person giving constant unwanted and unsolicited advice to another; sure, the person might mean well, but there’s nothing like feeling undermined and disrespected in your own home. In addition, it’s all too common for complete strangers to dispense unnecessary and unwelcome parenting advice in public, as though you needed it.

Common scenario one: You’re a busy working mum grappling with two toddlers – one of whom, gasp, has a dummy in her mouth – at a shopping centre. Call the child protection agency! Said two-year-old rarely has her dummy, but on this particular day, she’s woken up on the wrong side of the bed, and you don’t have the heart for a long battle to separate her from her beloved pacifier.

Unsolicited advice crime against humanity: A middle-aged woman, whom you catch sight of staring at you and your children disapprovingly, while you’re both in the supermarket fruit and veg section, freely and loudly scolds you about your parenting failures. “She’s a bit old to have a dummy, isn’t she? Careful – she might still want it when she’s 21!” says she, with a superior air. “Have you tried giving her lollies to suck on or apple juice…”

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Common scenario two: You and your husband are discussing an important issue in the kitchen, when your mother-in-law enters the room.

Unsolicited advice crime against humanity: Your MIL has heard approximately three seconds of the conversation, but feels qualified to offer her very unwanted advice on the issue, without knowing any of the background on it. She’s staying with you in your house and feels it necessary to offer constant, annoying and unwanted advice on everything from how you cook, clean, parent your children and even make the damned bed.

How about shut the f*** up?! Look, I get that people want to help – indeed they like to think they’re doing so. But unless you specifically ask for their advice, I think it’s far kinder for people to just keep their mouths shut. And unless you’ve got something nice to say, zip it. Please – for the sake of humanity! No one wants your unsolicited opinions.

I try my best to live by the same credo – a far nicer thing to do, I find, is ask loved ones how they are. And if you’re the dreaded unwanted advice giver in your family, try giving yourself a gentle uppercut every time you find yourself about to start a sentence with “You should…”

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What’s more, if you’re a stranger at the supermarket about to dispense some highly unwanted and unsolicited advice to me, look out; for so tired and worn-out am I by my toddlers, I may attempt to run you over with my double pram. I don’t want or need your advice, so please get out of my way. You’ve been warned unsolicited advice givers!

What do you think? How do you combat unsolicited opinions?

Images via someecards.com, kikiandtea.com, popsugar.com

May 26, 2015

Sex Selfies: Has Social Media Gone Too Far?

Is sex an intimate, loving act between two people OR something to show your 2768 closest friends on Facebook or Instagram?

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Enter the case of the sex selfie – or sexfie, if you will – whereby an increasing number of Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr accounts are popping up on social media, urging people to post before, during and after sex selfies, presumably taken with another consenting adult.

If this repulses you, as it does me – the horrors cannot be unseen, once you’ve chanced upon it online – perhaps we’re not the target demographic, as it seems to be the latest popular social media craze primarily among teenagers and twenty-somethings.

So, what are the repercussions of sex selfies? Is it just a bit of fun or something much more sinister? And how should you react if a friend or family member is posting such risqué shots of themselves online?

Leading Australian sexologist Dr Nikki Goldstein is no fan of sex selfies either, saying it cheapens sex and is degrading to both men and women. “It’s wrong – I worry about the way social media makes teenagers and young adults disconnect with the meaning of sex,” she says. “They’re so consumed by sharing it and copying what other people are doing. It’s like: ‘I’m flaunting to everyone else that I just had sex.’

“It goes beyond peer pressure, it’s societal conformity! It’s FOMO (fear of missing out) as its worst and this is amplified by a thousand because of social media.”

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As to what posting sex selfies offers people, Dr Nikki says the enjoyment comes from the psychological buzz. “For teenagers and young adults, it’s about the attention you receive once you post it – getting the social media ‘likes’ and the ego boost from boasting about it to your mates.

“The loss of intimacy is a massive thing – young people aren’t being taught about the joys of intimacy by positive role models.”

So, what if young girls are being coerced into having their sex pics posted online? Dr Nikki says this is also an issue as young people are so desperate to just fit in.

“Sex selfies might get young women in precarious situations whereby they’re doing  things they’re not wholly comfortable with.

“And it can potentially be degrading to both sexes – they’re both seeing each other as objects.”

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As to what impact sex selfies have on relationships, Dr Nikki says the outlook is bleak. “The big risk is for future relationships: will they be based on intimacy and pleasure? Or will this sex selfie craze lead to more relationship and marital breakdowns and infidelity?

“People are looking for the wrong thing.”

Another red flag, she says, is sex selfies’ enormous potential to embarrass the participants.

“A lot of young people aren’t aware of how easily accessible social media pictures are,” Dr Nikki says. “A lot of people’s families are on Facebook. And there are a lot of people being shamed on social media without their consent and this can even lead to bigger societal problems like suicide.”

Of course, telling young people not to do something can have the exact opposite effect, especially given the practice is trendy, in part, due to the shock factor. But Dr Nikki advises people to openly discuss the dangers of sex selfies with their peers and family members.

“Today’s fast-paced technology often means a total disconnect for young people,” Dr Nikki says.

“Where does it go next? There’s a lot of mind-numbing going on right now.”

For more information on Dr Goldstein, visit drnikki.com.au.

What do you think? Are sex selfies just risqué fun or something much more dangerous?

 FAST FACTS

  • Once a picture leaves your control it can easily and quickly be shared with many people. A recent study by the UK Internet Watch Foundation showed that up to 88 per cent of self-generated images, including sex selfies, have been collected and put onto other sites.
  • If you or a loved one is at risk of abuse, or have been abused online or offline, or had your image shared without consent you can report the abuse to the Australian Federal Police at https://forms.afp.gov.au/online_forms/ocset_form. You can also report it to your local police station and may also want to seek independent legal advice.

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Images, in order, via www.thestar.com.my; www.huffingtonpost.com and eatmorecake.co.uk

February 3, 2015

Brisbane Birth Photographer Captures Miracle Of Life

It’s hard to imagine a more meaningful, special and intimate moment in a woman’s life than when she gives birth – and a Brisbane photographer is capturing it all on film, at the forefront of the emerging genre of birth photography.

Tanya Love, 38, whose business Tanya Love Portrait is based in north-west Brisbane, has been a photographer for almost 15 years, specialising in wedding and “creative conceptual family portraiture” before she turned her had to children and birth photography.

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Tanya (pictured below) cut her teeth as a photographer when, as a young mum, she lived in isolation in Mt Isa where her first husband worked in the mines. After opening a small modelling/promotions agency, Tanya found it difficult to find reputable photographers to do model lookbooks, so bought herself a film SLR and the rest – as they say – is history.

“Before long, people were asking if they could pay me to photograph them and it went from there,” Tanya says. “I have always had a personality that gets bored very easily and over the years have found that I go from hobby-to-hobby and job-to-job quite quickly. When I picked up a camera, I noticed that not only did I not get bored over time, my passion grew as much as my skills did.”

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Fast forward to Brisbane, 2005, where Tanya and her second husband and her three kids settled, where she worked as a full-time wedding photographer for two years. Two more babies followed – Tanya’s kids are aged 16, 15, 12, 8, 6 – and she found it increasingly difficult to devote all her weekends to wedding work, so she “retired” from photography.

After a stint in retail, Tanya returned to her great love – professional photography – with renewed passion and motivation, and a new focus – children and birth photography. She did her first paid birth photography assignment in 2011. And while her clients range in age, all share a common desire to capture beautiful shots of their births, be they at home or at a hospital.

“I still do the odd wedding, but births and children are where my heart lies,” Tanya says. “Birth photography is a total adrenalin rush for me! Even after all of these years, the miracle that is birth is never lost on me. It is such an honour to be invited into a labouring mumma-to-be’s birthing space, and to know that they trust me enough to capture such an intimate and life-changing moment for their family.

“I still view every birth that I am at with childlike wonder and awe. The strength of a woman’s mind and body can never be underestimated. The hard work that we all put in to bring our babies into our arms is something that I will never understand or tire of seeing. It is an absolutely amazing thing to bear witness to.

“When a wonderful birthing environment is created and the mother-to-be feels completely supported and loved, she can overcome obstacles never thought possible!  To witness this, to capture it, and to share in those first intimate moments when a family meets their little one for the first time, well, it leaves me on cloud nine every single time.”

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As to downsides to the job, Tanya’s says she loathes the requisite hours in front of a computer. “I think there is a common misconception that photographers spend most of their time schmoozing with celebrities and running around having fun at exotic locations,” she says, with a laugh. “The truth is that for every hour we spend shooting, we spend five or six in front of the computer. It can be very emotionally draining, especially for a creative.”

And as for the unpredictability of working with children and babies, Tanya says this can wreak havoc on her home life. “I block out an ‘on call’ period that is one month in total (two weeks prior to and following the EDD,” she says.

“This can be quite limiting with regards to family holidays and travel for interstate jobs. It can be a bit complicated to juggle my kids around a labouring mum too at times, because as you can imagine, when I get that call, I literally have to drop whatever I am doing and get there as fast as possible.

“And of course there’s the light. As photographers, we are forever chasing light, and in most birthing spaces, there is a great lack of it! This can make for some incredibly difficult shooting conditions, but I have been known to become very resourceful too.”

Tanya’s proudest moments are when she gets the shot. “There are so many ‘not to be missed’ moments when photographing a birth, and obviously, there is no chance for a reshoot,” she says. “Generally, shooting conditions can be very difficult with low light, fast movements and the need to be discrete, so it really does get the blood pumping.

“It is a job which involves a deep level of intimacy, trust and respect and one that I never take lightly.  As soon as I enter the birthing space, I take special care to notice the kind of space that the mother-to-be has created for herself and to adopt an approach that will accommodate this. The ability to have empathy, and great communication skills are of paramount importance to ensure that I don’t miss any signals that could create a situation that is uncomfortable for the mother to be or that would impede the ability of her caregivers to provide the support that she needs.”

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Tanya fondly recalls seeing many a dad faint, gag and run out of the room, but she has no problem with the “business end” at all.

“You have to be a master multi-tasker!” she says, “always observing for the slightest change in the labouring mother, watching body language, listening for changes in breathing and vocalisations. And you’re always anticipating where the staff/midwives will be moving to next so as not to be in their way, constantly changing lighting conditions as the mother to be changes her position and moves to different places in the room, or in her home if it is a homebirth.

“I have often found myself standing up on furniture or crammed into tight little corners to avoid being in the way.  A birth/labour can change so quickly and be so unpredictable that you must always be on your toes, with the correct lens and equipment at the ready in case you have to change your set-up in a millisecond.

“I think it is important for every birth photographer to have had the experience of giving birth themselves as it really helps them to empathise with the mother and to understand the entire process as well.”

Tanya’s inspired by “amazingly talented artists” in her emerging photography genre and her amazing subjects, of course. “A client of mine once said to me: ‘Tan, seeing the world through your eyes makes it truly beautiful place’.  I think of that often and hope that I am always able to elicit this kind of reaction from my images,” she says.

“I know that this sounds cliché, but humanity inspires me: the love of a child, the look of wonder in their eyes as they peer down my lens; the bond between a couple when they welcome their child earth side; hands touching, eyes meeting; the love of a grandmother seeing her grandbaby for the first time; the gentle touch as a toddler holds their new baby brother or sister. “Oh, and colour – colour inspires me more than anything. I just adore colour, and have a real affinity for colour psychology, but that’s a whole other story.”

For more information on Tanya Love Portrait, visit www.tanyalove.com.au.

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December 22, 2014