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14 Frivolously Fun Drinking Games For Grown-Ass Women

Because ladies like a good drink, too. 

April 19, 2017

7 Reasons Why Glamping Is Better Than Camping In Every Way

Camping can be fun, but glamping is the business… trust me.

December 14, 2016

I Left My Husband For An 18 Year-Old And I Have Zero Regrets

An 18 year-old gave me my first insight into what it felt like to really be seen.

July 15, 2016

16 Hilarious Questions You Have To Ask Siri

She’s got a surprisingly wry sense of humor, if you know what to ask.

June 30, 2016

19 Extremely Unfortunately Named Streets

You’ll appreciate your boring address after reading this.

April 4, 2016

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Is Back And It’s Brilliant

Truth is in the eye of the beholder…

December 28, 2015

13 Things Only People Who Work Christmas Eve Understand

‘Twas the night before Christmas…

December 22, 2015

What Your Current Nail Polish Color Reveals About You

Like a mood ring for your digits.

December 22, 2015

9 Tips On Throwing The Best NYE Bash Ever

Ring in the New Year with a bang.

December 17, 2015

12 Holidays Made For Going On With Your BFF

Call up your bestie and tell her to pack her bags. 

November 27, 2015

21 Bars You Need To Drink At Before You Die

It’d be rude not to stop by for one drink…

November 1, 2015

13 Utterly Feminist Halloween Costumes

Because we’re all tired of wearing sexy bunny ears.

October 29, 2015

16 Places To Travel To In Your Twenties

Because when else can you get away with this much recklessness?

October 24, 2015

The Ultimate Father’s Day Gift Guide

Father’s Day is just around the corner, and if you’re anything like me, you’re frantically shopping around for last minute gift ideas. Rather than dish out the tried-and-tested but oh-so-boring socks and underwear package, take a look at these fabulous prezzies guaranteed to see your dad smiling all day! Dads are precious; remember, you’ve only got one. Make him feel special!

RELATED: Happy Father’s Day: In Celebration of Hands-On Dads

Father's day, gift guide, dad, presents, celebration, fun Victor&Rolf Spicebomb, $90USD

Viktor&Rolf – Spicebomb: From Sephora, this masculine tip of the hat to the feminine perfume Flowerbomb is the epitome of style and scent. Your dad will love this sensual eau de toilette! Spicy, audacious, deluxe; it has everything to enjoy! Father's day, dad, celebration, fun, gift guide, presents

Topman Mi-Pac Messenger Bag, 20GBP

Topman Mi-Pac Messenger Bag: Join the growing trend of men’s satchels with this practical and stylish messenger bag from Topman! The Mi-Pac bag is as attractive as it is useful, and will definitely put a smile on Dad’s dial! Father's day, gift guide, presents, dad, fun, celebration

Noel Printed Polo from Cotton On, $24.95AUD

Noel Printed Polo: Spring is here, summer is on its way, and what better way to prepare Dad for the warmer weather than with this stylish printed polo shirt from Cotton On? Lightweight and stylish in a variety of colours and styles. Buy now and get 2 for $40!

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Kogan Grill and Sandwich Press, $37AUD

Kogan Grill and Sandwich Press: Everybody loves a good toasted sandwich, so why not get dad the Kogan Grill and Sandwich Press? Cook everything from meat to vegetables to panini, and enjoy lighter, healthier cooking as the fat drips away! Complete with temperature control and perfectly timed grilling, this is the perfect Father’s Day gift the whole family will love! Father's Day, gift guide, dad, fun, celebration presents

Felix Italian Black Wallet from Antoine and Stanley, $32.50AUD

Felix Italian Black Wallet: Made of 100 per cent Italian leather, this slim fit wallet from Antoine and Stanley is the perfect finishing touch. With four card pockets and two small change pouches, it will fit right in! Available in a variety of colours including tan, dark grey, Italian black, brown and Italian brown. Father's Day, gift guide, dad, present, fun, celebration

Netflix Gift Card, $20, $30, or $50AUD

Netflix Gift Card: Family time over a good film is convenient and fun with a Netflix gift card! Purchase them at any 7/11, Myer, Woolworths, Big W, Coles, Target or Australia Post. Entertainment for anyone and everyone!

September 2, 2015

Weekend Wit: Can You Spot The Difference?

Variety is the spice of life, they say. So we’re basically encouraged to think that difference is good, right? But is difference always such a good thing? Or is difference simply a matter of perspective?

RELATED: Weekend Wit: Exercise Your Dirty Mind

This is probably getting a bit deep for Weekend Wit, especially when you just want to kick back and have a giggle or two. So without further delay, let’s take a look at some random images that are all about difference. Who really cares if difference is good or bad or if it is a matter of perspective. Let’s enjoy a bit of difference and leave the philosophy to the experts!

I can spot some similarities here. Nice smile, dude!

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It’s remarkable that gender can determine pricing. Yet, what’s possibly more remarkable is that we don’t dispute it – we just pay it.

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After her nose job, Latoya Jackson really does bear a resemblance to ET.  I wonder if she considered that before her surgery?

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So true!

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Poor grandma. Quite a likeness though.

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Notice the second man from the right corner? He’s not checking out their bodies, but he’s still smiling. Maybe these blondes had a strategy? In that case, who’s the silly one? Just a thought.

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What this guy lacks in technology, he makes up for in his sense of humour.

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And so does this guy.

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I love the cat. He is really playing his part.

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I did pose the question of whether all differences are good!

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I couldn’t resist to finish off with just a touch of philosophy. Difference… Umm, perhaps it is all about our perspective?

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August 1, 2015

Weekend Wit: Funny Backyard Inventions

They say necessity is the mother of all inventions. I’m sure that’s why Thomas Edison invented the light globe back in 1879. It was dark back then and he needed some light. Boy how far has technology come since then! Or has it?

This next lot of backyard inventions follow the same concept as Edison, having been born out of necessity. However I highly doubt they’ll have the same impact on society as the light globe but they are worth a bit of a laugh.

RELATED Weekend Wit: Common Sense At Its Most Bizarre

This one’s quite clever. Pushing around a hand mower is really tough work.

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Don’t ya love the fact he had to place a name tag on the side?

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Witty and practical. I wonder if scientists have tried this approach for hurricane alerts?

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Anyone who has suffered the pain of a crappy shower head could appreciate this one. It does look quite effective.

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It seems this inventor has digressed somewhat. Weren’t wheels a revolutionary invention? He’s obviously put some thought into this though because the sneaker are all matching. I wonder if that made a difference to his prototype.

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Aha…. kite surf envy. That’s one way to join in and I suppose it beats sitting on the foreshore.

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It seems BBQ’s are something a lot of people have a go at creating but this fella has gone one better and got himself a multiple sausage cooking utensil. Why should everyone burn their hands right? A true mate if I ever saw one!

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Why would this inventor try to stabilize this substitute fuel tank on the outside of the ute? Perhaps he ran out of hose and it just wasn’t long enough to place it securely in the back.

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Do you think this air-conditioner just cools the freezer section or the entire fridge?

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Let’s hope this set up is NOT for a child. They’re obviously very serious about keeping something inside there.

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Apparently life is better with a ute and by passers at this event would probably agree. Nice work fellas!

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No oar? A pitch fork and an old number plate will do the job.

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That certainly is a lot of tape to turn this pedestal fan into a ceiling fan. However will it be enough? I don’t think I’d like to stand under it.

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I’d bet good money this was photographed in a bachelor pad.

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Well that’s it for today. There certainly are some very creative minds out there. Not exactly in the same class as Edison but at least they are trying to make their lives better. Let’s just hope everyone stayed safe while using their weird and not so wonderful inventions!

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July 18, 2015

10 Signs You’re Addicted To Instagram

First there was Facebook, then Instagram took over our lives and it seems as if it’s here to stay. The photo sharing app has quickly found its way into our phones and hearts.

Whether it’s checking our Instagram feeds, getting jealous of other peoples’ seemingly perfect lives, or spending way too much time arranging the food on our plates so it looks pretty when snapped, we’re all guilty of taking the app a little bit too serious sometimes.

RELATED: Best Of Instagram: The Fashion Industry

If you’re familiar with more than 5 of the following scenarios, I suggest a social media detox for a week or two. Here are 10 signs you’re seriously addicted to Instagram:

1. You can’t remember the last hot meal you had because by the time you’ve snapped the perfect picture of your food, it has cooled down.

2. You use the word “hashtag” to describe situations. #awkies

3. You choose your holiday destinations based on pretty photos you’ve seen on Instagram.

4. Refreshing your Instagram feed is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night.

5. You’ve been late because you couldn’t decide which filter to use.

6. You consider getting the perfect selfie after 37 attempts a success.

7. You get angry at your pet because instead of posing next to your cupcake, it ate it.

8. There are always clothes on your dining table because shooting your flatlays is more important than eating.

9. Getting less than 25 likes on a picture makes you seriously doubt yourself.

10. You don’t think this is funny:

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June 22, 2015

Weekend Wit: Weird And Wonderful Sex Noises

This Weekend Wit article is about those weird and wonderful sex noises that happen. And while most of us know what they are, people rarely talk about them. Even lovers avoid those conversations. Can you imagine? “Hey babe, how was that incredible sound of air gushing out your vagina!?”

Some people can be a little concerned about the weird noises bodies make during sex. And some are so self-conscious about it they get up and bolt. We humans are a funny species aren’t we? So grab that cuppa, because you’re about to be entertained by the human side of weird and wonderful sex noises.

RELATED: Weekend Wit: The Walk Of Shame

Orgasm noises

Don’t people make some weird facial expressions and noises when they climax? There’s that puffing and panting that goes on and makes humans sound more like overheated furry animals for a start; then I’ve heard people describing their lovers orgasm as a host of different things such as a dying cat, a birthing cow and even a whale on heat (to name a few). I don’t know what a whale on heat sounds like but it seems a little too offensive to be endearing, don’t you think?

Then there’s the “oh my god” statements. “Yesssss” cries and let’s not forget the name calling; “oh (insert name here).” They are all pretty standard, but what about people calling out the wrong name? I’ve never been in that situation so I can’t really comment, but what do people do when that happens? Do they stop mid orgasm? Do they finish? Do they run for the bathroom? Hmm, that’s a weird sex noise of a different category. Possibly the shameful variety? Anyone care to share their misfortune?

Anyway, have you ever noticed that some orgasm noises can sound a lot like a person being murdered? Think about it. Imagine the movies with sex scenes verses murder scenes. Now try and distinguish the audio between the two – hopefully you can hear what I mean.

Who would have thought there was so much similarity between the audio of pleasure and pain. The perplexing question is why? Shouldn’t humans have an exclusive ‘I’m being murdered’ noise and a ‘I’m having an orgasm’ noise? Humans are weird creatures indeed.

Suction cup noises

When two moist surfaces stick together they sometimes make a loud suction cup noise when they separate – kind of like a slurpy sound when you suck hard on a smoothie. It can happen to hot sweaty bodies in the throws of passion, especially if there’s a bit of loose flesh about. It’s also one of those sex noises that doesn’t happen often. So when it does it’s worth at least a few giggles, don’t you think?

Now, I read a sad story about one lady who got so embarrassed when it happened that she bolted out of the room. This screams one-night stand! She should have taken advantage of her situation and made as many weird and wonderful sex noises as possible – at least the experience would have been remembered for all the right reasons. It’s surprising she didn’t slip – she got out of there so damn fast.

Air escaping

Air escaping the vagina sounds are like a loud fanny fart without the smell. It happens because the penis pushes air into the vagina during the in-out action of sex. The air has got to go somewhere, so when it does it’s usually after sex or when a woman suddenly change positions. Guys, if it does happen, don’t ask your partner: “Did you just fart?” It sort of ruins the moment!

Squishy sounds

When a women is really wet or the couple have poured a bottle of lube on their genitals, that squishy sound happens. Some people love it and say it’s the best sound of sex, while others aren’t as enthusiastic – they find these sex noises downright embarrassing and just want it to stop.

One women questioned if she was too wet – suffice to say she got plenty of positive feedback. She quickly found out that the words ‘too wet’ in this context should never be considered a problem.

Oral sex noises

The last one on the list for today is oral sex noises. I’m talking about the person with their face full doing the work, not the person laying back and enjoying it. There’s gagging, gasping and those trying to breathe noises going on. It can actually sound very concerning and in any other situation their lover would probably offer some help. Who would have thought the sounds of choking or running out of oxygen would be such a turn on for so many people?

Image via Apartment Therapy

February 28, 2015

Weekend Wit: Is Penis Size A Myth?

Is penis size a myth? Hmm, it depends which side of the equation you sit on this. Some say yes it is a myth and others say absolutely not! Penis size does matter, in fact it matters a heck of a lot.

I’d like to say for argument sake and to make men out there feel better by saying that penis size is a big fat urban myth. Just because a man is well endowed it doesn’t automatically qualify said man as being an incredible lover. I know some women out there will be jumping up and down right now, but wait ladies. If you think I’m wrong let me take you for a bit of a journey and provide some proof. Yes there is actual proof!

RELATED: Weekend Wit: The Walk Of Shame

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The tradie

Being a tremendous lover is like any other skill that’s acquired. It’s not something men put on their resume or display on their LinkedIn account for all the world to see, but we can agree it’s a skill nonetheless. Tradies also have skills, yeah?

Now, when women hire tradies to fix their cars or something around their homes, they don’t base their selection on the size of the tradies tools now do they? Do they choose a mechanic by the size of the money wrench? Carpenter by the size of the hammer or plumber by the size of a plunger? No they don’t. How bloody bizarre would that be?

Instead they might chat to a few, get a couple of quotes and base their decision on the best quote or the tradie they feel most confident with. See where I’m heading with this? Tool size and skill have no connection people. None. Unless a tradie skillfully knows how to operate their tools, they won’t get the job done properly at all. A man with a hammer does not a carpenter make. Understand?

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Sex toys
Now if penis size was a defining factor to get women off why are there vibrators the size of an index finger? Also, why is this size one of the best selling vibrators and why do manufactorors continue to come up with more colours, designs and so forth? Plus, why wouldn’t the sex toy industry just make all vibrators and dildos the size of a well endowed man or larger, if all that mattered was penis size? Why?

Well I’ll tell you why. Size does not matter. Simple. Plus how on earth would a woman manage to keep a vibrator hidden in her handbag if they were all made based on the myth that bigger is better?

Image for a second a woman rummaging through her handbag as most women are known to do. She’s right in the middle of her favorite busy cafe about to pay for her morning latte. As she’s pulling out her purse out flies one of those extra large vibrators with a strong resemblance to a gigantic penis. OMG can you imagine! Is bigger better now ladies?

These women know that a small discrete bullet sized vibrator will do the job. Plus if the above fore-mentioned scenario did happen most people would think she’s just dropped her lipstick, not her favorite sex toy. She can calmly pick it up, pop it back in her handbag and no-one would be the wiser. I don’t think she could do that with something bigger, do you?

 

It’s what’s attached that counts

Most women would have to agree that what’s attached to the penis far outweighs penis size. If penis size was the only thing that mattered men wouldn’t be covering up. They’d be heading to the nearest plastic surgeon, getting massive implants and parading around their most prized possession.

Much like those women with ridiculously large boob jobs who are known to parade around rich old men like Geoffrey Edelsten, for them to make their breast selection. Oh sorry their wife selection. Clearly these men believe the bigger the better. Hmm, I wonder if that applies to them? OMG what am I saying? Sorry I really don’t wonder. Particularly in these cases I’m very glad men aren’t parading around, penis out!

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Evolution

Lastly, I’m pulling out the big guns and offering scientific proof! If women preferred well endowed men why are there so many men walking around with small penises? Wouldn’t the evolutionary process of natural selection have snuffed them out by now? Think about that one.

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February 7, 2015

Weekend Wit: Yet Another Single New Year?

As the countdown to the new year begins, everyone is planning where they will be and who they will be with when the clock strikes twelve. Plenty of couples stay home together New Years Eve. They’ve had their single fun and as the years pass by they begin falling asleep before midnight, ignoring the traditions and just pass it off as yet another night in as the rest of the world celebrates.

For singles, though it’s something very different. It’s a magical night filled with possibilities. Not many singles sit home on New Years Eve. It’s usually the biggest night of the year because they’re all out there celebrating the start of the new year and what it has to offer. Will it be a new romance, a new job or new life? The passing of one year to the next is an opportunity singles don’t want to miss out on.

They also have that traditional New Years kiss lingering in the back of their mind. Will they miss out or will they find someone to kiss as the clock strikes midnight? Who will it be? Will it be Mr or Mrs Right they meet and kiss on this magical evening?

In reality, those who do land a hot steamy kiss on New Years Eve are usually plucked out of the crowd when other singles see they have no-one to lock lips with. This only happens because everyone has had way too much to drink and inhibitions suddenly disappear because it’s New Years Eve and kissing is expected.

Regretfully, it probably won’t be the magical experience of two strangers meeting, embracing and living happily ever after. No. It will be more like being grabbed by an intoxicated stranger and having their tongue shoved down ya throat!

You know the kisses I mean? The ones that are all tongue and no lips. It’s almost like the lips don’t connect at all as the tongue takes centre stage. In reality, the stranger is probably only an hour off of passing out and it’s like they are trying to get all the tongue action they are going to get all year, in that one sloppy New Year kiss. I’m not too sure what’s so magical about that, but plenty of singles are out there New Years Eve and this is what a large majority experience.

When you stop and think about it, it’s a bizarre phenomenon, this New Years Eve kissing thing. As the clock strikes midnight, french kissing in public is the norm, not the exception. Society dictates that adults and teens for that matter, should have their tongue twisting around in someone else’s mouth. Seriously, it’s one of those traditions which makes me wonder where on earth did this come from?

Was it a shy single who wanted to take advantage of flowing booze and high spirits? Maybe they thought it was the only way they’d actually land a kiss during the year; right smack bang when it starts. Was it some intoxicated stranger who kissed another intoxicated stranger on New Years Eve and started this?

No. Apparently it was the Romans. How many centuries ago was that?! Now those people were known for avid promiscuity because they weren’t only partaking in public kissing! It was more like a New Years Eve orgy and everyone got in on the act. Ha-ha, we think our society is sex oriented. Those randy Romans really knew how to welcome in the New Year with a bang!

It’s quite amusing how their ummm tradition, has made its way into our century in a much tamer fashion and continues to engage singles year after year. Even though they aren’t publicly shagging their way into the New Year like the Romans; there remains a certain magic of New Years Eve for singles. So, if you’re single on New Years Eve, enjoy the freedom, land that kiss and thank heaven and hell you aren’t an ancient Roman!

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December 28, 2014
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