Partners may come and go, but friends are forever.
“I am very happy to announce that Steven Avery asked me to marry him today.”
I feel like I’m the only sane person here.
“All you’ve got to do is make sure you’re both clean and it’s a great thing to be part of.”
It’s never been more obvious that with age comes wisdom…
I knew what I was doing was wrong. But that wasn’t what scared me.
“I’ve never experienced such blatant discrimination and I’m saddened our daughter had to witness this.”
Move over Bridezilla, enter the Maid Of Dishonor.
You only get to do your twenties once.