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Technology To Help You Stress Less

Our lives are becoming evermore stressful with work commitments, family commitments and wanting to have that special me-time that has become oh-so-precious. While some people may say that we have become overrun with technology, I’m here to tell you to slap that thought off your laptop screen! Technology has made our lives more stressful with immediacy and urgency, but it has also made our lives so much easier in those aspects as well.

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Technology is such a useful tool to organise your life, your work and even your health and rest. Organisational devices, such as your phone and tablet and your Google calendar are life savers when it comes to work meetings, deadlines and family gatherings. By syncing your email to your phone, tablet and laptop, you can create events and reminders that will pop-up on all devices to help you remember important things that you need to get done – even if it is just picking up your dry cleaning or getting your hair done.

While those devices have your schedule in order, gadgets such as the Fitbit are taking care of your health. Activity trackers that can be slipped on your wrist are a great way to keep your diet, exercise and even your sleep in check. Interestingly, the Fitbit Wireless Activity and Sleep Wristband will track your steps, your calories and your sleep to help you assess the changes that you need to make in your lifestyle. Other variations include a 24/7 heart rate monitor and GPS system, as well as smartphone notifications that appear on screen of the band – for the girl who is really on the go.

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There are also upgrades in technology that can help us with everyday tasks like printing and organising files, such as printers that can now process 30 A4 pages per minute and high-gig USBs to help you coordinate your files for different meetings and clients. And as we learned from Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City: we should always back up our work, so investing in a portable hard drive is key. Now if this isn’t taking the stress out of work and life admin, then I don’t know what is!

Tech expert Trevor Long has partnered with Officeworks to bring us some helpful hints about how to manage our stress with the help of technology.  Encouraging us to make use of gadgets, social media and devices, he says it’s a great way to de-clutter our lives and be as efficient and stress-free as possible.

“Keyboards have come a long way – ergonomic ranges are now available for those who spend long periods of time behind the desk, while wireless keyboards are perfect if your desk’s cord clutter is starting to become a concern,” says Trevor.

“Voice recording devices are quite possibly one of the handiest additions to a meeting or presentation. Simply switch the device on and it will transform audio into a digital transcription, allowing you to sit back and take in what’s going on around you.”

With 76 per cent of Aussies now owning a smartphone, he also urges us to take advantage of voice-command features on our cell phones. “These should be your best friend, given you can set your alarm, send a text or schedule a meeting without lifting a finger.”

And as for wearable tech, Long’s an advocate. “The new phenomenon has brought us products like Jawbones, Fitbits and smartwatches changing our lives – for the better. Stay on top of your fitness, calorie intake and sleeping patterns using wearable tech to increase your overall health.”

Using Sex As A Simple Stress Relief Technique

While sex can be the last thing on your mind when you’re highly stressed, it may be exactly what your body needs. Stress builds up tension and a great way to get rid of it is having a quickie – or two. Preferably a quickie with a happy ending!

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Why a quickie instead of a long seductive session, you ask? Well for one, stress lowers the libido, so you probably won’t feel like going at it for too long. Secondly, all you really need to do is reach orgasm and share some body contact – this encourages the body to release positive endorphins which will help you to cope better with stress in the long-term. Finally, having a quickie when you’re stressed will actually help to improve your libido, leading to longer love making sessions and generally a better sex life.

There’s been a fair few studies on stress and sex and interestingly partnered sex is far more effective than solo masturbation. It might be the physical connection we experience with another person, or sharing mutual satisfaction with your partner during times of turmoil. It might even have something to do with the fact that both partners get some stress relief. This can make your environment less stressful as well as make your body feel better.

There’s also evidence that regular sex makes us more resilient to stress when it arises by basically acting liking a buffer when things start to go off track. You see, instead of blood pressure rising significantly in stressful situations, people who have sex more often are said to have a lowered heart rate in similar situations.

Apparently it doesn’t only effect blood pressure, but can also have a positive impact on cortisol levels. This makes sense because cortisol is also known as the stress hormone and is secreted when adrenaline arises. It’s function helps to control blood pressure and our immune system among other things.

When stress arises cortisol release can have a positive effect on memory function, pain sensitivity and gives us that kick when our body needs to get into fight or flight mode. Long-term release can be really harmful, however. It can negatively affect cognition, thyroid function, blood sugar levels, our bones and muscles, give us high blood pressure and lower our immune systems. Therefore, when stress levels remain high over prolonged periods of time it has a derivative effect on our overall health – everything begins to suffer.

Using sex specifically as a stress reliever can reduce the impact this has on our bodies. It’s also a great way to keep your body working efficiently and your household functioning better. Plus, it’s far safer than tablets, pills and potions and way more enjoyable than a trip to the GP or therapist! Try it next time stress begins to impose on your life and feel the benefits it brings to you both in the short and long-term.

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Why Power Naps Are Clinically Proven Health Boosters

Ever wondered, when tired, if you should opt for a really strong espresso coffee or a power nap to help you push through the day?

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The science is in, lady, and you should choose a power nap every time. NASA research has shown pilots who had a 26-minute nap in the cockpit were more alert – by 54 per cent – and had improved performance by 34 per cent. Of course, if you aren’t an astronaut and work in a corporate environment, your boss may not love you napping at your desk! However, you can always try to counter this by telling your superior power naps boost productivity; ease stress; and are good for our heart, blood pressure and even weight management. Or, you could always don one of these to drown out the world – including your boss’ shouting.

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I recently had the good fortune to meet a preeminent sleep specialist and he gave me some amazing tips, which I’m going to share with you here, dear reader. Sleep specialist guy says power naps of 29 minutes exactly are clinically proven to be the best for us. He says it’s just the right amount of time to refresh and revitilise ourselves, thereby boosting our alertness, learning, memory and performance.

One method he advises is grabbing a set of keys, laying down, and holding the keys in the palm of your hand over the edge of the bed. When you fall into a deep sleep and drop the set of keys, it’s time to wake up. I’m feeling sleepy just writing about all this!

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Another great tip sleep specialist guy gave me was the power of sleep apps: he advises all his clients to try these two from the App Store on iTunes: 1) A free audio app called Power Nap With Andrew Johnson and 2) A free audio app (although the paid one is better and well worth the money) called Health Through Breath – Pranayama. Both these apps have greatly helped me unwind of late and get better quality sleep after my sleep patterns have been destroyed by two pesky toddlers under three, who wake often and cry out repeatedly in the night.

Andrew Johnson is a Scottish clinical hypnotherapist renowned for teaching relaxation and coping skills and even has a pleasing accent to boot. Meanwhile, Health Through Breath – Pranayama is a training tool that uses music and animated visuals to guide you to slower, deeper breathing. It’s not specifically designed for sleep, but makes me so relaxed, I usually drop off fairly quickly. It works off the concept of slow diaphragmatic breathing alleviating stress, anxiety and depression. Happy power napping, ladies!

Images via YouTube, Keep Calm-O-Matic and Hammacher