Because your brain never switches off, no matter how much you want it to.
Gouging my eyes out with ice picks is more appealing than another minute of this Powerpoint.
Rest assured, you don’t have a bun in the oven.
Everyone needs to take a break from the election
Get a better night sleep with barely any effort (or money).
Grab some tissues and the antihistamines, pronto!
Definitive proof human bodies are freaking weird.
We need this is our lives.