From their size to their function, vaginas really are amazing things.
What is your body trying to tell you?
Did we just time travel back to the 1800s?
Because there shouldn’t be anything shameful about it.
So you can wear your good underwear.
This may be the greatest breakthrough in women’s health in decades.
Soon you’ll be able to get it on whenever you want.
Hear me out – it’s not as gross as you think.