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September 29, 2016

8 Household Items You Never Knew Doubled As Sex Toys

It’s time to get frisky.

You decide it’s time to spice up your love life, but there isn’t a sex toy in sight. Maybe you’re staying the night at bae’s and your whole naughty kit and caboodle is stashed under your bed at home, or maybe you’re strapped for cash and can’t rationalize blowing $200 on a vibrator.

Thankfully, as it turns out, there are a plethora of everyday household items that can be used as sex toys.

It’s important to be inventive in the bedroom to keep things interesting, but you don’t have to spend hundreds of dollars to get off in fun new ways. In fact, the possibilities are pretty much endless when you get creative with what you already have in your home.

Just be cautious, as risks always exist with any improvized sex toy. You don’t want your night of passion ending up in the emergency room. So always be clean, cautious, and go easy.

Whether you’re playing alone or have someone to join in on the fun, here are eight household objects that’ll help you get to Pleasure Town even faster…

1. Cucumber

The most phallic of vegetables, everyone seems to have one in their crisper. And the girth and length of the cucumber makes for a perfect DIY dildo. Add the coldness of being in the fridge, and you have an extra stimulating toy at the ready. Just ensure it’s washed and used with a condom, and definitely don’t serve it to your dinner guests afterwards.

2. Kitchen spatula 

A multi-use kitchen utensil most of us use to whip up post-coitus pancakes with, now your humble spatula can help put you in the mood, too. Spatulas are smooth in texture and non-sharp, so perfect for stroking the body with and then delivering a nice swift spank. To find your spanking threshold, simply start soft and work your way up in intensity.

3. Banana

You could spend your pay packet on the latest G-Spot stimulator, or you could head to your fruit bowl and improvize instead. Bananas are curved perfectly to hit your G-Spot with little effort required – just make sure you put a condom on first and use one that’s fairly firm. Alternatively, a banana skin makes the perfect sheath for guys to slide their penis in and out of for ultimate stimulation during foreplay.

4. Hair brush 

Why not get ready in the morning then take your beauty tools back to bed with you? A hair brush can tickle and tease all of the erogenous zones of the body quite like nothing else can. Go soft or hard bristle, or even mix it up by swapping between the two; then work in circular motions over the body to get the blood pumping in all the right places.

5. Shower head 

Warm rushing water on your clitoris is a guaranteed way to get off quickly and cost-free when you’re home alone. Alternatively, using your shower time as a pre-sex warm-up to get you in the mood is a great way to get clean and dirty with your SO at the same time…

6. Washing machine 

For the times when you’re feeling a little lazy, let your washing machine do the hard work for you. Sitting on the washing machine while having sex will vibrate your entire body, giving you a head-to-toe earth-shattering orgasm. You’re welcome.

7. Spoons

Chill metal spoons in the freezer then massage them over your partner’s erogenous zones (read: lips, nipples, thighs) for a sexy foreplay sesh that’s oh-so cool.

8. Clothespins

Whoever thought the clothespins you use to hang out your clothes would make a fun little BDSM toy? Excellent for heightening sensation play during sex, or by yourself, clothespins applied gently to nipples can delicately squeeze and entice. Just be careful taking them off so as not to do damage.

Images via giphy.com and tumblr.com.

Comment: What household items have you discovered also double as DIY sex toys?

 

 

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October 14, 2015

Erotica On-line: An Interview with Katherine from adultshop.com

SheSaid: Millions of people from Australia and around the world have visited your site. What’s the percentage of women to men buying sex toys and videos?Katherine: Currently it’s around 25% women to 75% men. According to the Australian Bureau of Statistics February 2000, adult males were almost 3 times as likely to buy on-line as adult females. But adultshop.com is not a male-oriented website, it’s accessible to everyone. It’s interesting too that we’ve found from our feedback that many couples are shopping together at adultshop.com

SheSaid: Most women would feel embarrassed or shy about going into a sex shop to buy a vibrator or a sexy vid, even if they’d secretly like to buy some kind of erotica. Do you think that the anonymity of on-line shopping encourages women to try adult products?

Katherine: Absolutely. It does give them the privacy and anonymity they desire. Women are far less comfortable than men about going into an adult store, and women with children may find it impractical. Also with the busy lives women lead, it’s not easy to make time to shop for “essentials”, so shopping on-line is a quick, convenient way to shop. Our site is a really well laid-out on-line store with straightforward advice on which products to buy.

SheSaid: What about when the package arrives at home. Could anyone tell that you’re buying something a bit cheeky?

Katherine: No, no one would suspect anything! We have a policy of “plain package” delivery to save any embarrassment or loss of privacy.

SheSaid: Do you know much about your female shoppers’ profile?

Katherine: No, as we feel that our customers appreciate the fact that we don’t make enquiries about their age, income, etc, which fits in with adultshop.com’s views on privacy and security. The only information we gather from our customers is their address, and that’s only for delivery purposes.

SheSaid: So which State is the most into shopping for adult products on-line?

Katherine: NSW leads with 33%. The breakdown for the rest of Australia is Victoria 25%, Queensland 15%, WA 12%, and the rest of the country comes to 15%.

SheSaid: But you must get feedback from your err.. satisfied customers?

Katherine: Yes, we get loads of e-mails from women and men. Here are just a few examples to give you the gist of most of our feedback – with no names disclosed, of course:

“Great site! I am usually too embarrassed to go into a sleazy-fronted sex shop on my own, being a girl, and now I can shop in the comfort of my own home.”

“As a female, I don’t feel repulsed or offended. A great erotic site without the sleaze.”

“My husband and I are able to enjoy the content of this site without the fear of encountering over-explicit material.

SheSaid: What do you think your products do for people’s sex lives?

Katherine: You know, so many couples e-mail me for advice on products to help spice up their sex life or to help rekindle the flame in their relationship. And I get a lot of e-mails from them thanking us for bringing the love and lust back into their lives. When couples shop together on-line it’s a great way to find out more about what their partner wants and needs, discover aspects of their partner they may not have previously known about.

The 5 most popular products bought from adultshop.com

  1. White Thunder (deluxe vibrator)
  2. Neon Red Orgasm Balls (female stimulators)
  3. Wet Stuff lubricant (270 g pump pack)
  4. Micro-tingler Love Stick (female stimulators)
  5. Koala Boy (deluxe vibrator)
November 2, 2000