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The worst pick-up line I ever heard!

The worst pick-up line I ever heard!

The worst pick-up line I ever heard!

Yahoo! Australia & NZ recently surveyed local singles to find the worst pick-up lines of all time. Here are a few of the worst.

Girl, your dad must have been a ticket inspector, cos you got fine written all over you!

I?m really a midget, it?s just that I?m sitting on my wallet

If you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McBeautiful.

Hey sheila, you?re one helluva looker, fancy buying me another VB?

I dated your Mum, I bet you?re a bit of all right too!

You have eyes like spanners, when I look at them my nuts tighten

You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny!

Do you like the Flintstones? Because I?m going to make your bed rock.

Are those space jeans? Because your ass is outta this world.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?….cos I can see myself in your pants tonight!

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