There’s a right way, and a very wrong way to do it.
This week I’ve been talking about boobs.
I’ve always been fascinated by breasts, but up until this past year, it was more of an envious fascination. Genetics didn’t bless me with an ample bossom. It would not be entirely inaccurate to describe my bustage as resembling a couple of beestings.
That was, until I went on the birth control pill about a year ago and stacked on over 20 pounds. My hormonal weight gain came with the delightfully unexpected perk of a fully-fledged set of titties, which more than made up for the fact I had to go buy new clothes a dress size larger.
I’m not gonna lie, it feels good having my boyfriend paw at my new chest like a bear at a honey pot, and catching men copping an eye-full of them when they walk past. Mainly because, I’ve never had the opportunity to experience what a life with a bust that could actually fill out a V-neck top would feel like.
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It’s also got me thinking about how fun breast play can be during sex. And how very, very bad it can be when performed wrong.
Though I’m only just now experiencing big-breasted life, I’ve spoken to enough girlfriends to know men are fairly confused when it comes to how to approach this area of our body. For example, did you know due to the fluctuation in our hormones breast play can go from deliciously good to downright painful, in the span of a single week? Or that, most of us don’t like teeth on our nipples (unless we ask, of course), or having them slapped – as seems to be all the rage in porn?
So, to help you out, here are my rules for touching boobies. Go forth and enjoy your woman’s melons, but do it with style, guys…
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