“There is a convicted cannibal in our town. Seriously. He killed his friend while being drunk, then ate his jaw.”
Also, like, every other day too.
You see, my boyfriend is Marie Kondo but more ruthless and less interested in ‘joy’.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year to vege out on the couch and get your Netflix on.
If this doesn’t make your Christmas merry, nothing will.
If this year’s round of office Kris Kringle has got you stumped, you’ve come to the right place.
Your SO might have everything, but we’re willing to bet they don’t have these…
‘Tis the season to jingle your bells.
These stocking stuffers are guaranteed to maintain your BFF status into the new year.
Will your stars align for the festive season?
Fall for these autumn-inspired mason jar crafts.
Bust out the sewing machines, makeup brushes and glue guns – it’s time to get crafty.
The country has spoken; women do not matter in the United States.
This event could not have come at a better time. THANK YOU, Amber Rose.
Trigger warning: discussion of rape and sexual assault.
Catch-ups at play areas are okay. Baby photo spamming is not.
I don’t drink like a man. I drink like a boss.
Spring forward. Fall back. Lose your freaking mind.