Warning: save these potent drinks for a laugh with friends, not to serve when the in-laws drop by!Screaming Orgasm
Generously pour equal parts of Baileys, Vodka, Kahlua. Stir over ice and strain into glass.
Sex on the Beach
1 oz. Vodka, 3/4 oz. Peach Schnapps, 3/4 oz. Chambord. Then add a splash each of pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice. Shake well and serve.
Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
3/4 oz. each: gin, vodka, Southern Comfort and Galliano. Add a splash of orange juice Shake and pour in large glass. Garnish with an orange slice and cherry or strawberry.
Equal parts of: Sambucca & Baileys. Layer in a shot glass.
Tie Me To The Bedpost
1/2 oz. each of: Midori, Absolut Citron, Malibu Rum. Shake with ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass.